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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3297558" data-attributes="member: 49393">These terms have been updated to fit today's times: CEO: chief embezzlement officer. CFO: corporate fraud officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER -- What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST! -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. MOMENTUM INVESTING - The fine art of buying high and selling low. VALUE INVESTING - The art of buying low and selling lower. "BUY, BUY" - A flight attendant making market recommendations as you step off the plane. FINANCIAL PLANNER - A guy who actually remembers his wallet when he runs to the 7-11 for toilet paper and cigarettes. CALL OPTION - Something people used to do with a telephone in ancient times before e-mail. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR - Past year investor who's now locked up in a nut house. PROFIT - Religious guy who talks to God.</blockquote>

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