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Message: <blockquote data-quote="b squad" data-source="post: 3575089" data-attributes="member: 107649"><p style="text-align: center"><u><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #000061">'The Obedient Wife'</span></span></span></u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px">There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">And was a real miser when it came to his money. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me.</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.' </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him. </span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">Well, he died.</span></span></strong> <span style="font-family: 'Wingdings'"><span style="font-size: 26px">L</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">'Wait just a moment!'</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">and they rolled it away. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">So her friend said, </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">'Girl, I know you were not foolish </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">enough to put all that money in there with your husband.' </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">The loyal wife replied, </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">'Listen, I'm a Christian; </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.'</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?'</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">'I sure did,' said the wife.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">'I got it all together, put it into my account,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">and wrote him a Cheque....</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">If he can cash it, </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px">then he can spend it.'</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #000061"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #000061"></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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