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Message: <blockquote data-quote="akilar25" data-source="post: 9137969" data-attributes="member: 167921"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">  </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong><u>The Pastor's Ass</u></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>  </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>it won.</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>that he entered it in the race </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>again and it won again.</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>The local paper read:</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong><u>  PASTOR'S </u></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong><u>ASS OUT FRONT.</u></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>The Bishop was so upset with this kind of </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>publicity that he ordered the </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>  </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>The next day the local paper headline read:</strong></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong><u>BISHOP </u></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong><u>SCRATCHES</u></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong><u>PASTOR'S </u></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong><u>  ASS.</u></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>This was too much for the Bishop so he </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>  nearby convent.</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>The local paper, hearing of the news, posted </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>the following headline the next day:</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong><u>NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.</u></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>  </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>The Bishop fainted.</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>He informed the Nun that she would have to </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.</strong></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>  The next day the paper read:</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong><u>NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.</u></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>This was too much for the  Bishop so he </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>ordered the Nun to buy back the </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>The next day the headlines read:</strong></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong><u></u></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong><u>  </u></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong><u>NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.</u></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #212100"><strong>The Bishop was buried the next day.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff40a0"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff40a0"><strong>  </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff40a0"><strong>The moral of the story is . . . being </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff40a0"><strong>concerned about public opinion can </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff40a0"><strong>bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff40a0"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff40a0"><strong>So be yourself and enjoy life.</strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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