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Message: <blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 6841416" data-attributes="member: 6136"><p><img src="http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/302/download2527099.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won..</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    The local paper read:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    The next day, the local paper headline read:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    The bishop fainted.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    The next day the paper read:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to t he plains where it could run wild..</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    The next day the headlines read:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    The bishop was buried the next day.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    The moral of the story is . ... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . .. .even shorten your life.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    So be yourself and enjoy life.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid">    Have a great day! </span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><img src="http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5194/download2531025.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

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