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<blockquote data-quote="imhotep" data-source="post: 29161109" data-attributes="member: 562115"><p>The nurse requested the patient to change into a gown after undressing, as the doctor needed to examine them. “In front of you?” he inquired, his voice carrying a hint of shyness. The nurse responded, “No, not directly, but I have encountered the human body unclothed before.”</p><p></p><p>The patient retorted, “Not a body like mine. My naked form would likely amuse you to no end.” </p><p>The nurse assured, “I absolutely won’t find amusement.” She added, “I am a professional. I’ve spent more than two decades caring for patients without ever giving in to laughter.”</p><p></p><p>“Very well then,” conceded the patient, proceeding to lower his pants. This revealed a well-built male physique with what could only be described as the tiniest adult male organ the nurse had ever witnessed. Both in length and girth, it bore a striking resemblance to a AAA battery.</p><p></p><p>Despite her best efforts, the nurse found herself suppressing a chuckle, which eventually escaped. The irony of laughing at her own laughter tickled her, causing a burst of mirth. Overwhelmed with guilt for her inappropriate reaction to the patient’s private anatomy, she swiftly regained her composure.</p><p>“I apologize profoundly,” the nurse expressed remorsefully. “I’m unsure what got into me. I solemnly pledge as a nurse and a lady that such behavior will not recur. Now, could you please tell me the reason for your visit?”</p><p></p><p><strong>“It’s swollen,” </strong>the patient responded.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="imhotep, post: 29161109, member: 562115"] The nurse requested the patient to change into a gown after undressing, as the doctor needed to examine them. “In front of you?” he inquired, his voice carrying a hint of shyness. The nurse responded, “No, not directly, but I have encountered the human body unclothed before.” The patient retorted, “Not a body like mine. My naked form would likely amuse you to no end.” The nurse assured, “I absolutely won’t find amusement.” She added, “I am a professional. I’ve spent more than two decades caring for patients without ever giving in to laughter.” “Very well then,” conceded the patient, proceeding to lower his pants. This revealed a well-built male physique with what could only be described as the tiniest adult male organ the nurse had ever witnessed. Both in length and girth, it bore a striking resemblance to a AAA battery. Despite her best efforts, the nurse found herself suppressing a chuckle, which eventually escaped. The irony of laughing at her own laughter tickled her, causing a burst of mirth. Overwhelmed with guilt for her inappropriate reaction to the patient’s private anatomy, she swiftly regained her composure. “I apologize profoundly,” the nurse expressed remorsefully. “I’m unsure what got into me. I solemnly pledge as a nurse and a lady that such behavior will not recur. Now, could you please tell me the reason for your visit?” [B]“It’s swollen,” [/B]the patient responded. [/QUOTE]
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