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<blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 1651821" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">One has never understood why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said "I don't feel</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">like it, I just want you to hold me."</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear...</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She then responded to</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">not for what I do in the bedroom?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"> Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep...</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"> The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">with her. We went out to a good lunch and then went shopping at a very</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">>>one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">She wanted new shoes to complement her new clothes, so I said "Let's</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">get a pair for each outfit".</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"> We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">was testing me because she then asked for a tennis bracelet when she</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her when I said,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">"That's fine, honey."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"> She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">feel like it."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rith, post: 1651821, member: 21277"] [COLOR="RoyalBlue"][COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="4"]One has never understood why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She then responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not for what I do in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep... The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a good lunch and then went shopping at a very big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which >>one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all She wanted new shoes to complement her new clothes, so I said "Let's get a pair for each outfit". We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she then asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?" I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"[/SIZE][/COLOR][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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