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<blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 13415790" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p style="text-align: center">Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">MAN: "Hello" </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">MAN: "Yes." </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?" </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">MAN: "How much?" </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">WOMAN: "$90,000." ; </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want." </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in complete astonishment, mouths wide open. </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">He turns and asks, <span style="color: #FF0000">"<strong>Anyone know whose phone this is?"</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayankuwait, post: 13415790, member: 312790"] [CENTER]Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000." ; MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in complete astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks, [COLOR=#FF0000]"[B]Anyone know whose phone this is?"[/B][/COLOR][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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