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<blockquote data-quote="Danushka" data-source="post: 771613" data-attributes="member: 4486"><p>Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.</p><p></p><p>MAN: "Hello"</p><p>WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"</p><p>MAN: "Yes."</p><p>WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"</p><p>MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."</p><p>WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."</p><p>MAN: "How much?"</p><p>WOMAN: "$65,000."</p><p>MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."</p><p>WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."</p><p>MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."</p><p>WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"</p><p>MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."</p><p></p><p></p><p>The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. </p><p></p><p>Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Danushka, post: 771613, member: 4486"] Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$65,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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