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<blockquote data-quote="gazaly" data-source="post: 854938" data-attributes="member: 10197"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The problems with GIRLS:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If u DRESS nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.(no offence to Chennai)</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If u keep QUIET!, she says u have no BRAINS.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLE LADY.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">& sooo hard to please!!!!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If u share this to girls, they will swear that it's not true.......</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gazaly, post: 854938, member: 10197"] [SIZE=3]The problems with GIRLS: If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her; If u Don't, she says u are PROUD. If u DRESS nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her; If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.(no offence to Chennai) If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET!, she says u have no BRAINS. If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE; If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT. If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u; If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME; If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her. If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her; If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u. If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so. If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY; If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLE LADY. If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK; If she does WELL, it's BRAINS. If u HURT her, u are CRUEL; If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!! If u share this to girls, they will swear that it's not true....... but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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