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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Eclipse" data-source="post: 1874605" data-attributes="member: 84173"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up and</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">whacks him real hard on the head with a frying pan.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">"What was that for?" he asks.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">"That was for the piece of paper in your trousers pocket with the name</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">of Mary Ellen written on it" she replies.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">"Don't be silly," he says, "Two weeks ago when I went to the races,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on."</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">She seems satisfied at this and apologizes.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">Three days later, he is again sitting in his chair reading when she</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">nails him with an even bigger frying pan, instantly knocking him out</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">cold.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">When he comes around he asks: "What was that for?"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">"Your horse phoned!"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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