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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ColdBreath" data-source="post: 13621455" data-attributes="member: 293962">David received a parrot for his birthday.  The parrot was  fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.  Every other word  was an obscenity. Those that weren't expletives, were  to say the least,  rude.  David tried hard to change the bird's attitude  and was  constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he  could  think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird  yelled  back. He shocked the bird and the bird just got more angry and  more  rude.  Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the bird in  the  freezer, just for a few moments. He heard the bird squawk and kick  and  scream-then suddenly, there was quiet.    David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened  the freezer door.  The parrot calmly stepped out and said "I believe I  may have  offended you with my rude language and actions. I'll endeavor  at once  to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your   forgiveness."  David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and  was  about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot   continued,  <img src="http://www.getfrank.co.nz/uploads/jokes/3978581150_54ebbb5a66.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> "May I ask what did the chicken do?"</blockquote>

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