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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 288558" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><strong><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">The Sensitive Redneck</span></span></p><p></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Three Rednecks were working on the BellSouth tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">She said, "No, I'm not a widow."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are". </span></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://funnies.com/ice_bucket_beer_chilling_lg_nwm.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

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