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<blockquote data-quote="mamakawda" data-source="post: 9401556" data-attributes="member: 329777"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later.” The nun agreed.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">The nun replied, “He went that way.”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">The nun said, “I understand completely.”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">The soldier added, “I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls . . . I didn't want to go to Iraq either.”</span></span> </p><p> </p><p>hodanam rep ekak denna</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mamakawda, post: 9401556, member: 329777"] [SIZE=3][COLOR=red]A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later.” The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!” The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls . . . I didn't want to go to Iraq either.”[/COLOR][/SIZE] hodanam rep ekak denna [/QUOTE]
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