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Message: <blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4237546" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Three contractors . . . One from Sri Lanka, another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A senior White House official takes them to examine it. </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The English contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil.Â "Well," he says. "I figure the job will cost $900 . . . $400 for materials, $400 for labour and $100 profit for me." </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The German contractor also does some measuring and figuring and then says, "I can do this job for $700 . . . $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me." </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The Sri Lankan contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700." </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The official incredulously says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Easy," the Sri Lankan explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Germany to do the work!" </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Guess who got the contract..............!!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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