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<blockquote data-quote="sampathrathnayake" data-source="post: 11320979" data-attributes="member: 73683"><p><span style="color: black">The Tax Poem</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Be sure to read all the way to the end as that's the punch line!</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Tax his land, tax his bed,</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Tax the table at which he's fed.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Tax his tractor, tax his mule,</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Tax his cow, tax his goat,</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Teach him taxes are the rule.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Tax his work, Tax his pay,</span></p><p><span style="color: black">He works for peanuts Anyway!</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Tax his pants, Tax his coat.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Tax his ties, tax his shirt,</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Tax his work, tax his dirt.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Tax his tobacco, tax his drink,</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Tax him if he tries to think.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Tax his cigars, Tax his beers,</span></p><p><span style="color: black">If he cries tax his tears.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Tax his car, Tax his gas,</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Find other ways to tax his ass.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Tax all he has, then let him know</span></p><p><span style="color: black">That you won't be done, till he has no dough</span></p><p><span style="color: black">When he screams and hollers;</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Then tax him some more,</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Tax him till he's good and sore.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Tax the sod in which he's laid.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Put these words upon his tomb,</span></p><p><span style="color: black">'Taxes drove me to my doom...'</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">When he's gone, do not relax,</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Its time to ap ply the inheritance tax.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Accounts Receivable Tax, Airline surcharge tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Airline Fuel Tax, Airport Maintenance Tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Building Permit Tax, Cigarette Tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Corporate Income Tax, Death Tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Dog License Tax, Driving Permit Tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Excise Taxes, Federal Income Tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Federal Unemployment (UI), Fishing License Tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Food License Tax, Petrol Tax (too much per liter) </span></p><p><span style="color: black">Gross Receipts Tax, Health Tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Hunting License Tax, Hydro Tax, Inheritance Tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Interest Tax, Liquor Tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Luxury Taxes, Marriage License Tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Medicare Tax, Mortgage Tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Personal Income Tax, Property Tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Poverty Tax, Prescription Drug Tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Provincial Income Tax, Real Estate Tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Recreational Vehicle Tax, Retail Sales Tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Service Charge Tax, School Tax </span></p><p><span style="color: black">Telephone Tax, Telephone, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax, Vehicle License Registration Tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Vehicle Sales Tax, Water Tax, Watercraft Registration Tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Well Permit Tax, Workers Compensation Tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Entertainment Tax, Tourism Promotion Tax</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Value Added Tax........</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our Nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle-class and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What in the hell happened? </span></p><p><span style="color: black">Can you spell 'Politicians'?</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">I hope this goes around SRI LANKA at least 100 times!!!!!</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">YOU can help it get there!!!!</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">GO AHEAD - - - be a SRI LANKAN !!!!!!!!!! </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">SEND IT AROUND EVERYWHERE for a change</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Help make a difference. </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]<span style="font-size: 15px">Poem by O.M Weerasuriya..</span>[/FONT]</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sampathrathnayake, post: 11320979, member: 73683"] [COLOR=black]The Tax Poem At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end as that's the punch line! Tax his land, tax his bed, Tax the table at which he's fed. Tax his tractor, tax his mule, Tax his cow, tax his goat, Teach him taxes are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, tax his shirt, Tax his work, tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ass. Tax all he has, then let him know That you won't be done, till he has no dough When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till he's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, 'Taxes drove me to my doom...' When he's gone, do not relax, Its time to ap ply the inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax, Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax, Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax, Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax, Death Tax Dog License Tax, Driving Permit Tax Excise Taxes, Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment (UI), Fishing License Tax Food License Tax, Petrol Tax (too much per liter) Gross Receipts Tax, Health Tax Hunting License Tax, Hydro Tax, Inheritance Tax Interest Tax, Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes, Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax, Mortgage Tax Personal Income Tax, Property Tax Poverty Tax, Prescription Drug Tax Provincial Income Tax, Real Estate Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax, Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax, School Tax Telephone Tax, Telephone, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax, Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax, Water Tax, Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax, Workers Compensation Tax Entertainment Tax, Tourism Promotion Tax Value Added Tax........ STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our Nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle-class and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'Politicians'? I hope this goes around SRI LANKA at least 100 times!!!!! YOU can help it get there!!!! GO AHEAD - - - be a SRI LANKAN !!!!!!!!!! SEND IT AROUND EVERYWHERE for a change Help make a difference. [/COLOR][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT="][SIZE=4]Poem by O.M Weerasuriya..[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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