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Message: <blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 4709554" data-attributes="member: 6136">The Vicar's salaryThe Vicar in a small South Island town explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.Ross Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Southland and Otago, stands up and proclaims: "If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Holden every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, "If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education for his children!"More sighs and loud applause.Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex."There is total silence.The Preacher, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?"Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies: "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'F**k the Vicar'.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /></blockquote>

Verification: Haya warak paha keeyada? (haya wadi kireema paha)

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