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<blockquote data-quote="surabada" data-source="post: 723940" data-attributes="member: 38991"><p>"I like the way U R thinking!!!"</p><p></p><p>A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd std class, " If there are 3</p><p>birds on a tree and u shoot one of them,how many birds would remain?? " </p><p>Johnny, the nuaghtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.</p><p>Teacher: "Ok Johnny , wats the answer?".</p><p>Johnny: "None,ma'am.</p><p>Teacher: "How?"</p><p>Johnny: "After hearing the shot ,all the other birds will also fly </p><p>away."</p><p>Teacher: "No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r</p><p>thinking".</p><p></p><p>Now Johnny has a doubt.</p><p>Johhny: " Teacher, can I ask u a question?</p><p>Teacher: "Sure" </p><p>Johnny: "There are three ladies havin Ice-cream at the parlour. The first</p><p>one is eatin it, the second is lickin it, while the third one is suckin on</p><p>it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??" </p><p>Teacher is terribly embaressed,but she puts on a brave face and answers:</p><p>Teacher: "I....I..... . I guess the one which is suckin on the ice cream</p><p>is</p><p>married."</p><p>"</p><p>"</p><p>"</p><p>" </p><p>"</p><p>Johnny:" No ma'am, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is</p><p>married,</p><p>BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKIN." !!!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="surabada, post: 723940, member: 38991"] "I like the way U R thinking!!!" A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd std class, " If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them,how many birds would remain?? " Johnny, the nuaghtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand. Teacher: "Ok Johnny , wats the answer?". Johnny: "None,ma'am. Teacher: "How?" Johnny: "After hearing the shot ,all the other birds will also fly away." Teacher: "No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r thinking". Now Johnny has a doubt. Johhny: " Teacher, can I ask u a question? Teacher: "Sure" Johnny: "There are three ladies havin Ice-cream at the parlour. The first one is eatin it, the second is lickin it, while the third one is suckin on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??" Teacher is terribly embaressed,but she puts on a brave face and answers: Teacher: "I....I..... . I guess the one which is suckin on the ice cream is married." " " " " " Johnny:" No ma'am, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKIN." !!!!! [/QUOTE]
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