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<blockquote data-quote="Suvin1122" data-source="post: 6376312" data-attributes="member: 177083"><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Paul and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">to Paul's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">In the morning Johnny - Paul's little brother - gets up and has his</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">breakfast. As he is going out of the door</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">to go to school - he asks his mom if Paul and Mary are up yet.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">She replies - No.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Johnny asks - Do you know what I think?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">His mom replies - I don't want to hear what you think!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Just go to school.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Are Paul and Mary up yet?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">She replies - No.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Johnny says - Do you know what I think?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">His mom replies - Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go for</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">your tuition ..</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">After tuition - Johnny comes home and asks again -</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Are Paul and Mary up yet?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">His mom says - No.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">He asks - Do you know what I think?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">His mom replies - OK - now tell me what you think</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think.. I</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">gave him my super glue.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Suvin1122, post: 6376312, member: 177083"] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][COLOR=Purple]Paul and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together. In the morning Johnny - Paul's little brother - gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom if Paul and Mary are up yet. She replies - No. Johnny asks - Do you know what I think? His mom replies - I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school. Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom - Are Paul and Mary up yet? She replies - No. Johnny says - Do you know what I think? His mom replies - Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go for your tuition .. After tuition - Johnny comes home and asks again - Are Paul and Mary up yet? His mom says - No. He asks - Do you know what I think? His mom replies - OK - now tell me what you think He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think.. I gave him my super glue.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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