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THE WEDDING NIGHT
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<blockquote data-quote="sandun_kg" data-source="post: 5306110" data-attributes="member: 17496"><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>THE WEDDING NIGHT</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Paul and Mary get married </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>But couldn't afford a honeymoon </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>For their first night together. </strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>In the morning </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Johnny - Paul's little brother - Gets up and has his breakfast. </strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>As he is going out of the door</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>To go to school - he asks his mom</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>If Paul and Mary are up yet. </strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>She replies - No. </strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Johnny asks - Do you know what I think?</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>His mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think! </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Just go to school.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Johnny comes home for lunch</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>And asks his mom - </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Are Paul and Mary up yet ? </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>She replies - No.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Johnny says - Do you know what I think ? </strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>His mom replies - Never mind what you think ! Eat your lunch and go back to school ..</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>After school - Johnny comes home and asks again - </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Are Paul and Mary up yet ? </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>His mom says - No. </strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>He asks - Do you know what I think ? </strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>His mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think.. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>I gave him my super glue.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sandun_kg, post: 5306110, member: 17496"] [FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="4"][B]THE WEDDING NIGHT Paul and Mary get married But couldn't afford a honeymoon So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house For their first night together. In the morning Johnny - Paul's little brother - Gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door To go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are up yet. She replies - No. Johnny asks - Do you know what I think? His mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think! Just go to school. Johnny comes home for lunch And asks his mom - Are Paul and Mary up yet ? She replies - No. Johnny says - Do you know what I think ? His mom replies - Never mind what you think ! Eat your lunch and go back to school .. After school - Johnny comes home and asks again - Are Paul and Mary up yet ? His mom says - No. He asks - Do you know what I think ? His mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think.. I gave him my super glue.:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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