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Message: <blockquote data-quote="anushkacp" data-source="post: 763305" data-attributes="member: 22226"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">if Fred and Mary are up yet.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">She replies, "No".</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">She replies, "No." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">His mom says, "No."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">He asks, "Do you know what I think?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">I gave him my airplane glue."</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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