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<blockquote data-quote="retuom" data-source="post: 10640709" data-attributes="member: 98545"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, '</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">I</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">'</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">m going upstairs to my bedroom</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">, </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">and if you want one last wild fling</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">, </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">just come up and get me</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px">.' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">Lord... and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, '</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">We are very happy that you have passed our little test</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">. </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">We couldn</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">'</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">t ask for a better man for our daughter</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">. </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Welcome to the family</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">.' </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://groups.google.com/group/lankawebnet/boxsubscribe" target="_blank"><u><span style="color: navy">And the moral of this story is</span></u><span style="color: navy">: </span></a></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Always keep your condoms in your car <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></span></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: Silver">need more emails, join <a href="http://groups.google.com/group/lankawebnet/boxsubscribe" target="_blank">here</a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="retuom, post: 10640709, member: 98545"] [SIZE=4][COLOR=navy]I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=navy]My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=navy]One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, '[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]I[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy]'[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]m going upstairs to my bedroom[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy], [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]and if you want one last wild fling[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy], [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]just come up and get me[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4].' [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=navy]I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=navy]Lord... and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, '[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]We are very happy that you have passed our little test[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy]. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]We couldn[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy]'[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]t ask for a better man for our daughter[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy]. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]Welcome to the family[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy].' [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [URL="http://groups.google.com/group/lankawebnet/boxsubscribe"][U][COLOR=navy]And the moral of this story is[/COLOR][/U][COLOR=navy]: [/COLOR][/URL][/SIZE] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]Always keep your condoms in your car :)[/COLOR][/SIZE] [LEFT][SIZE=1][COLOR=Silver]need more emails, join [URL="http://groups.google.com/group/lankawebnet/boxsubscribe"]here[/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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