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<blockquote data-quote="chathupatiya" data-source="post: 6177403" data-attributes="member: 48903"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Mr. Perera went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver.</span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Mr. Perera : Who is speaking?</span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Servant : Servant Sir.</span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Mr. Perera : Where is the Madam?</span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.</span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Mr. Perera : What? I am her husband came to Colombo today.</span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Servant: What can I do now sir?</span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Mr. Perera: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...</span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?</span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Mr. Perera : Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool</span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir</span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Mr. Perera : What...? No swimming pool?</span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Servant: Yes Sir</span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Mr. Perera : Sorry, wrong number!!!!!! !!</span></em></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chathupatiya, post: 6177403, member: 48903"] [B][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"][I][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Mr. Perera went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver. Mr. Perera : Who is speaking? Servant : Servant Sir. Mr. Perera : Where is the Madam? Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom. Mr. Perera : What? I am her husband came to Colombo today. Servant: What can I do now sir? Mr. Perera: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ... Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir? Mr. Perera : Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir Mr. Perera : What...? No swimming pool? Servant: Yes Sir Mr. Perera : Sorry, wrong number!!!!!! !![/FONT][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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