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<blockquote data-quote="kavindagk" data-source="post: 14565024" data-attributes="member: 153528"><p>In this post I am going to try to illustrate in a funny way the reality of developer's life. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p><p></p><p>When you upload something to production environment:<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p><img src="http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-34.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>When you find a problem solution without searching in Google:<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p><img src="http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-35.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>When you close your IDE without saving the code:<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p><img src="http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-01.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>When you try to fix a bug at 3AM:<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p><img src="http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-02.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>When your regular expression returns what you expect it:<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p><img src="http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-03.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>When my boss reported me that the module I have been working will never be used:<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p><img src="http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-06.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>When I show to my boss that I have fixed a bug:<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p><img src="http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-07.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>When I upload a code without tests and it works as expected:<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p><img src="http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-08.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>When marketing folks show to developers what they have sold:<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p><img src="http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-09.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>The first time you apply a CSS to a web page:<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p><img src="http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-10.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>When the sysadmin gives you root access:<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p><img src="http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-11.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>When you run your script the first time after several hours working on it:<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p><img src="http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-12.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>When you go on weekend and everyone else are at office trying to fix all issues:<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p><img src="http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-13.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>When your boss finds someone to fix a critical bug:<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p><img src="http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-15.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>When you receive an extra paid if project ends before deadline:<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p><img src="http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-17.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>When something that had worked on Friday and on Monday did not work:</p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p><img src="http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-21.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>When you develop without specifications:<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p><img src="http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-25.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>When boss tells me that "tests are for those who doesn't know how to code":<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p><img src="http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-32.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>When you update a database script and you note that you have deleted whole database:</p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p><img src="http://algodehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Gif-uuu.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>----------------------------------------------------------</p><p>repost නම් නෙවෙයි මම හිතන්නේ <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" />...</p><p>හොදයිනම් සලකලා එහෙමයන්න rep වලින් එහෙම...<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p><p>bump එකක් උනත් කමක් නැ අනේ.......<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kavindagk, post: 14565024, member: 153528"] In this post I am going to try to illustrate in a funny way the reality of developer's life. :D:D When you upload something to production environment::yes::yes: [IMG]http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-34.gif[/IMG] When you find a problem solution without searching in Google::yes::yes: [IMG]http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-35.gif[/IMG] When you close your IDE without saving the code::yes::yes: [IMG]http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-01.gif[/IMG] When you try to fix a bug at 3AM::yes::yes: [IMG]http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-02.gif[/IMG] When your regular expression returns what you expect it::yes::yes: [IMG]http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-03.gif[/IMG] When my boss reported me that the module I have been working will never be used::yes::yes: [IMG]http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-06.gif[/IMG] When I show to my boss that I have fixed a bug::yes::yes: [IMG]http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-07.gif[/IMG] When I upload a code without tests and it works as expected::yes::yes: [IMG]http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-08.gif[/IMG] When marketing folks show to developers what they have sold::yes::yes: [IMG]http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-09.gif[/IMG] The first time you apply a CSS to a web page::yes::yes: [IMG]http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-10.gif[/IMG] When the sysadmin gives you root access::yes::yes: [IMG]http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-11.gif[/IMG] When you run your script the first time after several hours working on it::yes::yes: [IMG]http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-12.gif[/IMG] When you go on weekend and everyone else are at office trying to fix all issues::yes::yes: [IMG]http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-13.gif[/IMG] When your boss finds someone to fix a critical bug::yes::yes: [IMG]http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-15.gif[/IMG] When you receive an extra paid if project ends before deadline::yes::yes: [IMG]http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-17.gif[/IMG] When something that had worked on Friday and on Monday did not work: :yes::yes: [IMG]http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-21.gif[/IMG] When you develop without specifications::yes::yes: [IMG]http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-25.gif[/IMG] When boss tells me that "tests are for those who doesn't know how to code"::yes::yes: [IMG]http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/code-32.gif[/IMG] When you update a database script and you note that you have deleted whole database: :yes::yes: [IMG]http://algodehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Gif-uuu.gif[/IMG] ---------------------------------------------------------- repost නම් නෙවෙයි මම හිතන්නේ :yes::yes:... හොදයිනම් සලකලා එහෙමයන්න rep වලින් එහෙම...:love::love::yes::yes: bump එකක් උනත් කමක් නැ අනේ.......:cool::cool: [/QUOTE]
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