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<blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 183311" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><strong><em><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px">THEOREM ON SALARY</span></span></em></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Dilbert's theorem on salary state's that Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates :</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">postulate 1 :</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Knowledge is Power (Knowledge = Power)</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">postulate 2 :</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Time is Money (Time = Money)</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">postulate 3 :</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">(as every Physics student knows),</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Power = Work / Time</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">It therefore follows that,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Knowledge = Work / Time</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">and since</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Time = Money</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Knowledge = Work / Money</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Solving for Money, we get,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Money = Work / Knowledge</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Thus,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">as Knowledge approaches zero,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Money approaches infinity,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">regardless of the amount of work done</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">CONCLUSION :</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The Less you Know, the More Money you make!! <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";-)" title="Wink ;-)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";-)" /></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="neroshan, post: 183311, member: 8568"] [B][I][COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="6"]THEOREM ON SALARY[/SIZE][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][COLOR="Blue"]Dilbert's theorem on salary state's that Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates : postulate 1 : Knowledge is Power (Knowledge = Power) postulate 2 : Time is Money (Time = Money) postulate 3 : (as every Physics student knows), Power = Work / Time It therefore follows that, Knowledge = Work / Time and since Time = Money Knowledge = Work / Money Solving for Money, we get, Money = Work / Knowledge Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done CONCLUSION : The Less you Know, the More Money you make!! ;-) [/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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