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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Anandian" data-source="post: 2070433" data-attributes="member: 33054"><ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/frown.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":frown:" title="Frown    :frown:" data-shortname=":frown:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/frown.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":frown:" title="Frown    :frown:" data-shortname=":frown:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled    :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled    :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool    :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">We never shave our legs. Get over it. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/frown.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":frown:" title="Frown    :frown:" data-shortname=":frown:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">What does pms stand for anyway? <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo    :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong". <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry    :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">We like to know that you love us. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just get what you wish for. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">PMS is not an excuse. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/frown.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":frown:" title="Frown    :frown:" data-shortname=":frown:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/frown.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":frown:" title="Frown    :frown:" data-shortname=":frown:" /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach.....and maybe....<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> oh nevermind. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> And last but not least: </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> </li> </ol></blockquote>

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