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Message: <blockquote data-quote="$pirate" data-source="post: 7376607" data-attributes="member: 261790">I've learned that all teachers have secret powers.  I've learned that telling a lie is worse than telling the bad truth.  I've learned that you never judge a book by its movie.  I've learned always choose good partners for school projects or you might end up doing most of the work.  I've learned that if you want to have a sleepover you are more likely to have one if you ask your dad rather than your mom.  I've learned typing on Type to Learn doesn't improve your typing, but typing up short stories you wrote yourself does.  I've learned that it is better to stay in at recess to get your work done than get farther and farther behind.  I've learned never to play with CRAZY glue.  I've learned not to cook half of a grape in the microwave.  I've learned that it's okay to get in trouble on Tuesdays because the principal is at a meeting.  I've learned that you should never test how far a slingshot gun goes when you are near a lot of houses.  I've learned never to sit on a wet bicycle seat.  I've learned you should never take without giving.  I've learned you should never give yourself a haircut.  I've learned that you should never yell at your mom when she's pregnant.  I've learned that you should never let your dad buy you clothes.  I've learned that you should never tell your parents who you have a crush on.  I've learned that when your parents are mad it is best to not talk to them.  I've learned that you can never have too much adventure.  I've learned that you shouldn't try to open a coconut with a folding Swiss army knife.  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" />I've learned not to offer a hungry dog invisible food.  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek    :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" />I've learned that you should never show your stuffed animals to a dog.  I've learned to never paint faces on my dad when he's asleep.  I've learned never to touch your tongue to an ice sculpture.  I've learned that I am growing up too fast.  I've learned not to hiss like a cat at a stray dog.  I've learned that you can never outwit your dog.  I've learned that you should never put fertilizer on your head.  I've learned to never give your baby brother a permanent marker.  I've learned never to make my mom watch "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", or else she'll laugh so hard that she'll snort like a pig.  I've learned that when you are sad, all you want to do is be alone and talk to yourself, not others.  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" />I've learned that no matter how old I am, I still ask my mom how to do things.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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