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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Eclipse" data-source="post: 2404491" data-attributes="member: 84173"><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>*My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE-"If you're going to kill each other do it outside-I just finished cleaning." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>*My mother taught me RELIGION-"You better pray that will come out of the carpet." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>*My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL-"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to kick you into the middle of next week." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>*My mother taught me LOGIC-"Because I said so, that's why." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>*My mother taught me FORESIGHT-"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case your in an accident." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>*My mother taught me IRONY-"Keep laughing and I'll *give* you something to cry about." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>*My mother taught me OSMOSIS-"Shut your mouth and eat your supper." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>*My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM-"Will you look at the dirt on the back on your neck!" </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>*My mother taught me STAMINA-"You'll sit there till all that spinach is finished." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>*My mother taught me about WEATHER-"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>*My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS-"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming towards you; would you then listen." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>*My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY-"If I've told you once I've told you a million times-Don't Exaggerate!!!" </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>*My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE-" I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>*My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION-"Stop acting like your father." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>*My mother taught me about ENVY-"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>THANKS, MUM!</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong></strong></span><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><img src="http://www.derbyshirepilates.co.uk/images/motherbaby.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong>                               </strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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