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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Sujakshan" data-source="post: 655826" data-attributes="member: 1353"><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>14. Bad cop. No donut.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>9. I pay your salary!</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>8. So uh, you on the take or what?</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?</strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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