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Message: <blockquote data-quote="northtech" data-source="post: 97247" data-attributes="member: 8239"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption: </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>after Marriage    - Drink whenever you are HAPPY </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>3. Three FASTEST means of Communication: </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>1. Tele-Phone </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>2. Tele-Vision </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>3. Tell-a-Woman </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>5. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Ant 1 says: we should KILL him. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>6. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your  life. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>    If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>7. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE? </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Answer: On their MARRIAGE. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>8. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>ELECTRICITY BILL. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>9. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because as per </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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