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<blockquote data-quote="milindayu" data-source="post: 755957" data-attributes="member: 4467"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">Things to think about kids:</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"><img src="http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8687fd79fb.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">1. You spend the first two years of their life </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">teaching them to walk and talk. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">Then you spend the next sixteen </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"> telling them to sit down and shut up</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"><img src="http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/2e45545c33.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">2. Grandchildren are God's reward </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"> for not killing your own children. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"><img src="http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/50daafcd91.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">3. Mothers of teens now know "why"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">some animals eat their young.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"><img src="http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/f818c2cbe8.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">4. Children seldom miss quote you. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">In fact, they usually repeat word for word </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">what you shouldn't have said.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"><img src="http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/f607717ca0.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">5. The main purpose of holding children's parties</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">is to remind yourself that there "are"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">children more awful than your own. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"><img src="http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/c45d0270ab.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">6. We child proof our homes ... </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">but they are still getting in !</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"><img src="http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/3c846cc9c8.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Magenta">Advice for the Day ! </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Magenta"><img src="http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/d5e7958009.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Magenta">Be nice to your kids</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Magenta">" They " will choose</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Magenta">your nursing home ...</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Magenta">And finally ...</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Magenta">If you have a lot of tension</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Magenta">and you get headaches too</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Magenta">"Do what the aspirin bottle says"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Magenta">Take 2 aspirin and ...</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Magenta"><img src="http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/52789ee12e.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Magenta">"Keep Away From Children "</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="milindayu, post: 755957, member: 4467"] [CENTER][SIZE="5"][FONT="Palatino Linotype"][COLOR="Blue"]Things to think about kids: [IMG]http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8687fd79fb.gif[/IMG] 1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up [IMG]http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/2e45545c33.gif[/IMG] 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. [IMG]http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/50daafcd91.gif[/IMG] 3. Mothers of teens now know "why" some animals eat their young. [IMG]http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/f818c2cbe8.gif[/IMG] 4. Children seldom miss quote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. [IMG]http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/f607717ca0.gif[/IMG] 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there "are" children more awful than your own. [IMG]http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/c45d0270ab.gif[/IMG] 6. We child proof our homes ... but they are still getting in ! [IMG]http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/3c846cc9c8.gif[/IMG][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Palatino Linotype"][COLOR="Magenta"]Advice for the Day ! [IMG]http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/d5e7958009.gif[/IMG] Be nice to your kids " They " will choose your nursing home ... And finally ... If you have a lot of tension and you get headaches too "Do what the aspirin bottle says" Take 2 aspirin and ... [IMG]http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/52789ee12e.jpg[/IMG] "Keep Away From Children "[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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