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<blockquote data-quote="askuwi" data-source="post: 2310789" data-attributes="member: 3910"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><img src="http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/6390/aaapx1.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><img src="http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/5056/aaoy8.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">As they went along they passed some people</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">who remarked it was a shame the old man</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">was walking and the boy was riding.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right,</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">so they changed positions.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Then, later, they passed some people who remarked,</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.'</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">So they then decided they'd both walk! </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Soon they passed some more people who thought</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">they were stupid to walk when they had a</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">decent donkey to ride. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">So, they both rode the donkey.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Now they passed some people</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">who shamed them by saying how awful to</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">put such a load on a poor donkey.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The boy and man figured they were probably right,</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">so they decide to carry the donkey. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">As they crossed the bridge,</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">they lost their grip on the animal</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">and he fell into the river and drowned.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">The moral of the story?</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><img src="http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/9893/aa1ao9.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">If you try to please everyone,</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">you might as well...</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><img src="http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/286/aa2oq0.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px">Kiss your ass goodbye!</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Have A Nice Day And</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Be Careful With Your Donkey</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="askuwi, post: 2310789, member: 3910"] [CENTER][COLOR="Blue"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"] [IMG]http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/6390/aaapx1.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/5056/aaoy8.gif[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Then, later, they passed some people who remarked, 'What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.' So they then decided they'd both walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned. [/SIZE] [SIZE="6"]The moral of the story? [/SIZE] [IMG]http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/9893/aa1ao9.gif[/IMG] [SIZE="5"]If you try to please everyone, you might as well...[/SIZE] [IMG]http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/286/aa2oq0.gif[/IMG] [SIZE="7"]Kiss your ass goodbye! [/SIZE] [SIZE="5"]Have A Nice Day And Be Careful With Your Donkey [/SIZE] [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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