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<blockquote data-quote="arun1987" data-source="post: 10181609" data-attributes="member: 121850"><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px">1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px">baby in One month.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px">2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px">3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px">babies in one month.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px">4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px">5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px">if no man and woman are available.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-size: 15px">6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman;</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px">they'll produce a child with zero resources.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px">7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px">delivered, they'll just document 9 months.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px">8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px">to produce a baby.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> </span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px">9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px">10) HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px">if given 9 months</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px">SORRY IF REPOST .... <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad :(" data-shortname=":(" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad :(" data-shortname=":(" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad :(" data-shortname=":(" /></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px">HODANAM DANNAVANE KARANNA OONE DEEE....<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="arun1987, post: 10181609, member: 121850"] [COLOR=#000099][SIZE=4]1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. 5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. 7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. 8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby. 10) HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months SORRY IF REPOST .... :(:(:( HODANAM DANNAVANE KARANNA OONE DEEE....:yes::yes::yes: [/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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