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<blockquote data-quote="Tissaka" data-source="post: 255483" data-attributes="member: 123"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night, or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">And the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means):</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around, so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"> that male perspective thing)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">In response...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">The male perspective on the same issue ...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">And the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means):</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">1. Let's be friends. (You're ugly as sin.)</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tissaka, post: 255483, member: 123"] [CENTER][SIZE="5"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE="3"][FONT="Georgia"]10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night, or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.) 6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's). 5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.) 4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.) 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) And the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means): 1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around, so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing) In response... The male perspective on the same issue ... Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...) 10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.) 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.) 6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.) 5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.) 4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.) 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.) 2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.) And the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means): 1. Let's be friends. (You're ugly as sin.)[/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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