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Message: <blockquote data-quote="upulcranga" data-source="post: 2165600" data-attributes="member: 58660">Hey,Go through the conversation and enjoy the answers.......A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28.) was having trouble with one ofher students the teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in thethird-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in thethird-grade too!"Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to theprincipal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would givethe boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to goback to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreedto take the test.Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"Boy.: "9"Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"Boy.: "36"And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy.can go to the third-grade."Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?Boy., after a moment "Legs."Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"Boy.: "Pockets."Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, deliciousand contains thin whitish liquid?Boy.: CoconutMs Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,Boy. was taking charge.Boy.: BubblegumMs Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and adog does on three leg s? The principal's eyes open really wide and before hecould stop the answer��Boy.: Shake handsMs Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?Boy.: Yep.Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.I get wet before you do.Boy.: TentMs Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.The best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bittense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.Boy.: Wedding RingMs Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blowme, you feel good.Boy.: NoseMs Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.Boy.: ArrowMs Neelam: What word star ts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot ofheat and excitement?Boy.: FiretruckMs Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it uhave to use ur hand.Boy.: ForkMs Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men thanon others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife af terthey're married?Boy.: SURNAMEMs Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots ofveins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?Boy.: HEART.The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send thisBoy. to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"No offense meant ryte!, Jst 4 a laugh !</blockquote>

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