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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3307347" data-attributes="member: 49393">Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.To attract a man, wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'Women like quiet men because they think they are listening.On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed.Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I will see a man who can't get his pants off!Don't kick a man when he's down unless you're certain he won't get up.Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.Man who sneezes without tissues takes matters into his own hands. (yuck)Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children." -- they leave skid marks. This works whether a man or woman says it.There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Like Nailing Jello to a tree for instance.Mankind is stupid. If you forget, they will remind you.Men are like fish. Neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.</blockquote>

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