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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sanoka" data-source="post: 9777317" data-attributes="member: 63150">Husband takes his wife to play her first  game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right  through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The  husband shouted , "I warned you to be  careful! Now we'll have apologize and see how much  your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked  up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on  in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all  over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the  broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people  that broke my window?"  "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry  about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually  I want to thank you. You see, I'm a ghost, and I've been trapped in that bottle  for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three  wishes. I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last  one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a  moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my  life." "No problem," said the ghost. "You've got it, it's the least I  can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you,  young lady, what do you want?" the ghost asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home  complete with servants in every country in the world," she said. "Consider  it done," the ghost said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire,burglary  and natural disasters!" "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's  your wish, ghost?"  " Well, since I've been trapped  in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my  wish is to sleep with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and  said, "honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do  you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know,  you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what  about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the  husband.  "I'd do the same for you!" So the  ghost and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon  enjoying each other. The ghost was insatiable. After about three hours of  non-stop fun, the ghost rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked,  "How old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35," she responded  breathlessly.     ghost smile –  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  Really??? Thirty-five years old and both of youstill  believe in ghosts??? <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />Repost Nowewa.. if u laugh rep++</blockquote>

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