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<blockquote data-quote="Mauli" data-source="post: 239150" data-attributes="member: 10307"><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">. She went in2 D woods to luk for it & found a frog in a trap. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">. The frog said to her,"If u release me from this trap,I will grant </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.u</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.3 wishes."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">. The woman freed the frog,& the frog said,"Thank you,but I failed</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">. to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.The woman said,"That's okay." For her first wish,she wanted to be</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.the most beautiful woman in the world.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.The frog warned her,"You do realize that this wish will also make </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.Your husband the most handsome man in the world,an Adonis whom women</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.will flock to."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.The woman replied,"That's okay,bcoz I will be the most beautiful </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So,she's the most </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.beautiful woman in the world!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.For her 2nd wish,she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.The frog said,"That will make your husband the richest man in the </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.world and he will be ten times richer than you."The woman said, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">."That's okay,bcoz what's mine is his and what's his is mine."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">. So,she's the richest woman in the world! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.like a mild heart attack."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">. Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them..</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.here and continue feeling good.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.Male readers: Please scroll down.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span 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MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">. Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">. smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">. show that women nvr listen!</span></span></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mauli, post: 239150, member: 10307"] [SIZE="6"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Blue"]A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. . . She went in2 D woods to luk for it & found a frog in a trap. . . The frog said to her,"If u release me from this trap,I will grant .u . .3 wishes." . . . . The woman freed the frog,& the frog said,"Thank you,but I failed . to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. . .Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" . . .The woman said,"That's okay." For her first wish,she wanted to be . .the most beautiful woman in the world. . . .The frog warned her,"You do realize that this wish will also make . .Your husband the most handsome man in the world,an Adonis whom women .will flock to." . . . .The woman replied,"That's okay,bcoz I will be the most beautiful . .Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So,she's the most .beautiful woman in the world! . .For her 2nd wish,she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. . .The frog said,"That will make your husband the richest man in the . .world and he will be ten times richer than you."The woman said, ."That's okay,bcoz what's mine is his and what's his is mine." . . . . So,she's the richest woman in the world! . .The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd . .like a mild heart attack." . . . . Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.. . . . . Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop . .here and continue feeling good. . .Male readers: Please scroll down. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! . . . . Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really . . smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to . . show that women nvr listen![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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