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<blockquote data-quote="fill_t" data-source="post: 7627117" data-attributes="member: 177823"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">3 engineers and 3 accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the 3 accountants each buy tickets and watch as the 3 engineers buy only a single ticket.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" </span><span style="color: Blue">asks an accountant. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Watch and you'll see,"</span> <span style="color: Blue">answers an engineer.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all 3 engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Ticket, please." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip.To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"How are you going to travel without a ticket?"</span> <span style="color: Blue">says one perplexed accountant. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: Red">"Watch and you'll see,"</span> answers an engineer. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> <span style="color: Red">"Ticket, please." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="fill_t, post: 7627117, member: 177823"] [SIZE=3][COLOR=Blue]3 engineers and 3 accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the 3 accountants each buy tickets and watch as the 3 engineers buy only a single ticket.[/COLOR] [COLOR=Red]"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" [/COLOR][COLOR=Blue]asks an accountant. [/COLOR] [COLOR=Red]"Watch and you'll see,"[/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue]answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all 3 engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, [/COLOR] [COLOR=Red]"Ticket, please." [/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue]The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money.[/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue]When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip.To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. [/COLOR] [COLOR=Red]"How are you going to travel without a ticket?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue]says one perplexed accountant. [/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue][COLOR=Red]"Watch and you'll see,"[/COLOR] answers an engineer. [/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue] When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, [/COLOR] [COLOR=Red]"Ticket, please." :lol::lol::lol: [/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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