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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3811880" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black">Time for <span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">some male bashing..... (For a change)...</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">A: Puppies grow up.</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*************</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">A: Because they are...</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*************</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*************</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">A: Who cares?????.....</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*************</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Q: What did God say after he created man?</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*************</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">A: I don't know, I've never seen either.</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*************</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">A: I) no mind ii) no business</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*************</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*************</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*************</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*************</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">A: Exchange him!!</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*************</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Q: Why do men like smart women?</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">A: Opposites attract.</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*************</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Pass this on to some women who need a laugh ..</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">And to men who can handle </span></span>it!</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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