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<blockquote data-quote="AlienX" data-source="post: 2155473" data-attributes="member: 71641"><p>Time for some <span style="font-size: 22px"><u><strong>Female </strong></u></span>bashing..... (For a change)...</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the difference between women and puppies?</p><p></p><p>A: Puppies grow up. </p><p> </p><p>*************</p><p>Q: Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?</p><p></p><p>A: Because they are... </p><p></p><p>*************</p><p>Q: What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?</p><p></p><p>A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. </p><p> </p><p>*************</p><p>Q: If you drop a woman and a shitbrick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?</p><p></p><p>A: Who cares?????..... </p><p> </p><p>*************</p><p>Q: What did God say after he created woman?</p><p></p><p>A: I can do better than this! And then he created monkeys!!!. </p><p> </p><p>*************</p><p>Q: What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?</p><p></p><p>A: intelligent women does not exist.</p><p> </p><p>*************</p><p>Q: What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?</p><p></p><p>A: i) no mind ii) no business</p><p></p><p>*************</p><p>Q: What is the difference between women and pigs?</p><p></p><p>A: Nothing... overfeed a woman you get a pig, put a pig on a diet you get a woman, easy as that <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>*************</p><p>Q: What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying?</p><p></p><p>A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.</p><p></p><p>*************</p><p>Q: What do you do with a woman who thinks she's God's gift?</p><p></p><p>A: send her to take therapy.</p><p> </p><p>*************</p><p>Q: Why do women like smart men?</p><p></p><p>A: to see what its like to be smart.</p><p></p><p>*************</p><p>Pass this on to some man who need a laugh ..</p><p></p><p>and to women who can handle it!</p><p>better fit than before huh!</p><p></p><p>Cheers,</p><p><img src="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/11.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AlienX, post: 2155473, member: 71641"] Time for some [SIZE=6][U][B]Female [/B][/U][/SIZE]bashing..... (For a change)... Q: What is the difference between women and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. ************* Q: Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are... ************* Q: What do women have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. ************* Q: If you drop a woman and a shitbrick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: Who cares?????..... ************* Q: What did God say after he created woman? A: I can do better than this! And then he created monkeys!!!. ************* Q: What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ? A: intelligent women does not exist. ************* Q: What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business? A: i) no mind ii) no business ************* Q: What is the difference between women and pigs? A: Nothing... overfeed a woman you get a pig, put a pig on a diet you get a woman, easy as that :) ************* Q: What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying? A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving. ************* Q: What do you do with a woman who thinks she's God's gift? A: send her to take therapy. ************* Q: Why do women like smart men? A: to see what its like to be smart. ************* Pass this on to some man who need a laugh .. and to women who can handle it! better fit than before huh! Cheers, [IMG]http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/11.gif[/IMG] [/QUOTE]
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