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<blockquote data-quote="irunika" data-source="post: 1472918" data-attributes="member: 32874"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Old Man: Certainly not.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose, if you tell me the time?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Young Man: Quite possible. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Young Man: Quite possible.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then, as a courtesy, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach, you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate the tea and ask who made it.?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Young Man: Possible</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Old Man: Then, I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Young Man: Smiles. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Old Man: Then onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer to take her out for a movie together and a date with you.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Young Man: Smiles.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Young Man: Smiles</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong> </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><strong>****** </strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="irunika, post: 1472918, member: 32874"] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Purple"][B]Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please? Old Man: Certainly not. Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose, if you tell me the time? Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time. Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how? Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time. Young Man: Quite possible. Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address. Young Man: Quite possible. Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then, as a courtesy, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach, you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate the tea and ask who made it.? Young Man: Possible Old Man: Then, I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter. Young Man: Smiles. ;) Old Man: Then onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer to take her out for a movie together and a date with you. Young Man: Smiles. Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage. Young Man: Smiles Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission. Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch. ****** [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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