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<blockquote data-quote="DJ.Parker" data-source="post: 387437" data-attributes="member: 1924"><p>A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.</p><p></p><p>Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.</p><p></p><p>The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"</p><p></p><p>The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!"</p><p></p><p>The woman kept quiet and left.</p><p></p><p>Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"</p><p></p><p>"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"</p><p></p><p>"Which present?" She asked.</p><p></p><p>"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"</p><p></p><p>"Oh, that" she said</p><p></p><p>"Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"</p><p></p><p>Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are far too intelligent!</p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DJ.Parker, post: 387437, member: 1924"] A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?" "Which present?" She asked. "The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!" "Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!" Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are far too intelligent! :lol: :shocked: [/QUOTE]
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