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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 2191481" data-attributes="member: 49393">Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it cost?Dentist: It's $99.Patient: $99 for just a few minutes work???Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like. ~~~~~~~~~ A new client meets a famous lawyer.Client: Can you tell me how much do you charge?Lawyer: I charge $200 to answer three questions!Client: Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?Lawyer: Yes it is, and what's your third question? ~~~~~~~~~ The Difference Between Dogs and Cats A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me ... They must be gods!A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me ... I must be a god! ~~~~~~~~~ A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead. ~~~~~~~~~</blockquote>

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