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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Heshanck93" data-source="post: 4411963" data-attributes="member: 28732">10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on the back of your knuckles permed.8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. (Also repeat using Squirty Cheese, A Fire Extinguisher or Mace if desired.)6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.4. Hand a stack of under-pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leak proof".3. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish.2. Try trousers on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.1. Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."</blockquote>

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