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<blockquote data-quote="pamithK" data-source="post: 767505" data-attributes="member: 41396"><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>The worst actual excuses given by drivers after they were caught speeding!!</strong></span><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p>1) I had passed out after seeing flashing lights, which I believed to be UFOs in the distance. The flash of the camera brought me round from my trance.</p><p></p><p>2) I was in the airport's flight path and I believe the camera was triggered by a jet overhead, not my car.</p><p></p><p>3) I had a severe bout of diarrhoea and had to speed to a public toilet.</p><p></p><p>4) There was a strong wind behind my car, which pushed me over the limit.</p><p></p><p>5) My friend had just chopped his fingers off and I was rushing the fingers to hospital.</p><p></p><p>6) The vibrations from the surfboard I had on the roof rack set off the camera.</p><p></p><p>7) I had to rush my dying hamster to the vets.</p><p></p><p>8) A violent sneeze caused a chain reaction where my foot pushed down harder on the accelerator.</p><p></p><p>9) There was a suspected case of foot and mouth and I had to rush to see the cow concerned.</p><p></p><p>10) The only way I could demonstrate my faulty clutch was to accelerate madly</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pamithK, post: 767505, member: 41396"] [COLOR="Red"][B]The worst actual excuses given by drivers after they were caught speeding!![/B][/COLOR][B] [/B] 1) I had passed out after seeing flashing lights, which I believed to be UFOs in the distance. The flash of the camera brought me round from my trance. 2) I was in the airport's flight path and I believe the camera was triggered by a jet overhead, not my car. 3) I had a severe bout of diarrhoea and had to speed to a public toilet. 4) There was a strong wind behind my car, which pushed me over the limit. 5) My friend had just chopped his fingers off and I was rushing the fingers to hospital. 6) The vibrations from the surfboard I had on the roof rack set off the camera. 7) I had to rush my dying hamster to the vets. 8) A violent sneeze caused a chain reaction where my foot pushed down harder on the accelerator. 9) There was a suspected case of foot and mouth and I had to rush to see the cow concerned. 10) The only way I could demonstrate my faulty clutch was to accelerate madly [/QUOTE]
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