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Message: <blockquote data-quote="askky5" data-source="post: 3476671" data-attributes="member: 89876"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #191970">I wrote your name on sand it got washed.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #191970">I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #191970">I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #191970"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #191970">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #191970"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #191970">God saw me hungry, he created pizza .</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #191970">He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #191970">He saw me in dark, he created light .</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #191970">He saw me without problems, he created YOU. </span></span></span>  <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px">TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px">Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px">Why does history keep repeating it self?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Because we weren't listening the first time !</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px">A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">still he was in jail.......why?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Bcoz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px">"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">violin after the operation?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"yes of course...."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"Great ! i never could before"</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px">The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px">When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">free u from darkness and if after you pray and your</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">*Askky*</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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