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<blockquote data-quote="IAmMrDamnLOL" data-source="post: 13180320" data-attributes="member: 406675"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><em><u><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">***** Warning *****</span></span></span></strong></u></em></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><em><u><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></strong></u></em></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><em><u><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">If you find anything offensive, its your problem not ours..!!</span></span></span></strong></u></em></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">O<|EL Is the only place which has clothes in SL</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">My real name is "SAMANWATHI PETERAARACHCHIGE" but I just use "SAM PETERS" on Facebook</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">you tell me that price in dollars and i don't mind spending it, tell it to me in Rupees and I'll get a heart attack</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Please judge me by my car!! And if it’s a diesel, note that it’s more expensive than a petrol model.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">If my ride has a higher seating position, that is supposed to represent my higher status than others.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">More than the chemical effect I get from an alcohol bottle, I prefer to open it in front of hundreds of fellow fools. This would display that I have the capacity to pay extra for the same bottle and I expect you to judge me by this.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Please look at my number plates If they are red or someshit, my father must be losing his dignity in front of somebody just to show the rest of the world that we are “powerful” people</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">If I wear sarong to an event, that means I’m so posh that I passed the level of pants and then wanted to get highlighted with something splashy like this</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">I paid so much for these shades, so I deserve to wear it in the dark</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">If I display a politician’s photo or a poster on my car, I expect you to think that I’m pretty close to them so don’t mess with me.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Whenever I get a time I go to “hikkaduwa” because you know!! It’s the cool place to go, and u know what I do there right?? (I also don’t mind paying like 250/= for a cheese rotti)</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Whatever I do, I need to end up in pillawoos with ice-milo and koththu, and I promise I’ll act like I have never seen koththu in my life before</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">I just want a small transit in a western country and I swear I’ll get a new accent and start laughing back at my own culture cause its cool like that</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Please note what’s in my profile picture, if it’s a car its mine, if its people, those are the people I hang out with. It’s not what describes me the best, it’s what I need to be described as</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">It’s a shame to listen to Sinhalese music regardless of what it is, so I listen to it when others are not around, never play it in my ride</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">British fucked my great-grandparents in many ways, so whatever they do now, I need to grasp it before the others do</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">If I carry a DSLR with a long lens, I’m a professional. And the longest lens wins</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Person who can drink the most isn’t the person with the most messed up body, it is the “pora”</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Drinking is the only leisure activity that needs to be done in this world</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">ARUGAMBAY replaces last generations bata/SHOES and any other footwear</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Beach shorts would replace sarong and everything else</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Why won’t the rest of the world wear sports shoes for anything between dinners to a little below a wedding?? Ehhh that bugger has splashier shoes L</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Success is where you don’t let anybody overtake you in the street; I could bloody sacrifice my life for it. Fastest driver is the most productive in life</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Cricket is the only sport in Sri Lanka, it is also the national sport* doing any other sport is just stupid</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Inching into the intersection while the lights are red gets me closer to the destination right??</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Thank you parents for putting me to a big school, now people will judge me by my school</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Hey look!! I have an HP laptop bag!! But my laptop is some other brand</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Got to spend all my money on a mobile phone, it’s alright if I don’t put credit on it. I can’t pull out credits out of my pocket in awkward moments and pay my attention to it right??</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">You can also judge me by who my father is</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">I feel so insecure with my personality, I’m going to hire some bodyguards</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Got up!!...Let me update my status saying “I had a good night last night” and that I’ve got a hangover.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Wait now….so we have different political views?? Why aren’t we fighting on it?? Rest of the world will give a shit about our fight and I expect you'r leader to convert to my side in the end of the conversation.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Ahh…!!A posh place!! Let’s take a photo with all the booze and do a check-in on Facebook</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">I don’t exactly know Sinhalese, but let me borrow some filth from its vocabulary cause it’ll sound nice</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Let’s go to that horse or rice and drink, kids can stay out and drink until the police come.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">alright..!! drunk now, lets pull a fight.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">I need to support Manchester united or some team of that sort, no need to think of how I could help my country to get there</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">So does your car have heated seats,cruise control and day running lights?? I'll be needing it in Galle Road noh meya!!</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Look!! I got this new Japanese tattoo, don't know what it means though</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">So u think I can't drive?? let's sacrifice our lives just to impress you</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The horn in the vehicle is to let know my presence, not to indicate a danger</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Cars with stickers,2doors, some extra fiberglass and the loudest beat is a "SPORTS car"</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">I only drive my jeep to work, but I need two spare wheels and and a shovel at the back just in case it gets stuck in duplication road</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">looking at a quote on a three wheeler and laughing at that tiny grammatical error. he should've done an English degree before he chose to be a three wheel driver.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">carrying a million rupees around your neck and complaining you got raped and the necklace got stolen in "PETTAH"</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">I just need a spare moment to go to a corner in the street and start looking for a lighter</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Somehow I need to pop my face in to that weekly l<ama colombo="" photo="" album="" on="" facebook=""></ama></span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">I'm going to spend a hundred thousand rupees on a air-ticket because I can shop for cheaper there...!!</span></span></li> </ul><p><img src="http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/391475_10151980973685099_209799536_n.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="IAmMrDamnLOL, post: 13180320, member: 406675"] [LEFT][COLOR=#333333][FONT=lucida grande][I][U][B][FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=3][COLOR=Red]***** Warning ***** [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/U][/I][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333][FONT=lucida grande][I][U][B][FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=3][COLOR=Red]If you find anything offensive, its your problem not ours..!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/U][/I][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333][FONT=lucida grande] [/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT] [LIST] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]O<|EL Is the only place which has clothes in SL[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]My real name is "SAMANWATHI PETERAARACHCHIGE" but I just use "SAM PETERS" on Facebook[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]you tell me that price in dollars and i don't mind spending it, tell it to me in Rupees and I'll get a heart attack[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Please judge me by my car!! And if it’s a diesel, note that it’s more expensive than a petrol model.[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]If my ride has a higher seating position, that is supposed to represent my higher status than others.[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]More than the chemical effect I get from an alcohol bottle, I prefer to open it in front of hundreds of fellow fools. This would display that I have the capacity to pay extra for the same bottle and I expect you to judge me by this.[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Please look at my number plates If they are red or someshit, my father must be losing his dignity in front of somebody just to show the rest of the world that we are “powerful” people[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]If I wear sarong to an event, that means I’m so posh that I passed the level of pants and then wanted to get highlighted with something splashy like this[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]I paid so much for these shades, so I deserve to wear it in the dark[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]If I display a politician’s photo or a poster on my car, I expect you to think that I’m pretty close to them so don’t mess with me.[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Whenever I get a time I go to “hikkaduwa” because you know!! It’s the cool place to go, and u know what I do there right?? (I also don’t mind paying like 250/= for a cheese rotti)[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Whatever I do, I need to end up in pillawoos with ice-milo and koththu, and I promise I’ll act like I have never seen koththu in my life before[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]I just want a small transit in a western country and I swear I’ll get a new accent and start laughing back at my own culture cause its cool like that[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Please note what’s in my profile picture, if it’s a car its mine, if its people, those are the people I hang out with. It’s not what describes me the best, it’s what I need to be described as[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]It’s a shame to listen to Sinhalese music regardless of what it is, so I listen to it when others are not around, never play it in my ride[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]British fucked my great-grandparents in many ways, so whatever they do now, I need to grasp it before the others do[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]If I carry a DSLR with a long lens, I’m a professional. And the longest lens wins[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Person who can drink the most isn’t the person with the most messed up body, it is the “pora”[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Drinking is the only leisure activity that needs to be done in this world[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]ARUGAMBAY replaces last generations bata/SHOES and any other footwear[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Beach shorts would replace sarong and everything else[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Why won’t the rest of the world wear sports shoes for anything between dinners to a little below a wedding?? Ehhh that bugger has splashier shoes L[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Success is where you don’t let anybody overtake you in the street; I could bloody sacrifice my life for it. Fastest driver is the most productive in life[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Cricket is the only sport in Sri Lanka, it is also the national sport* doing any other sport is just stupid[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Inching into the intersection while the lights are red gets me closer to the destination right??[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Thank you parents for putting me to a big school, now people will judge me by my school[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Hey look!! I have an HP laptop bag!! But my laptop is some other brand[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Got to spend all my money on a mobile phone, it’s alright if I don’t put credit on it. I can’t pull out credits out of my pocket in awkward moments and pay my attention to it right??[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]You can also judge me by who my father is[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]I feel so insecure with my personality, I’m going to hire some bodyguards[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Got up!!...Let me update my status saying “I had a good night last night” and that I’ve got a hangover.[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Wait now….so we have different political views?? Why aren’t we fighting on it?? Rest of the world will give a shit about our fight and I expect you'r leader to convert to my side in the end of the conversation.[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Ahh…!!A posh place!! Let’s take a photo with all the booze and do a check-in on Facebook[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]I don’t exactly know Sinhalese, but let me borrow some filth from its vocabulary cause it’ll sound nice[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Let’s go to that horse or rice and drink, kids can stay out and drink until the police come.[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]alright..!! drunk now, lets pull a fight.[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]I need to support Manchester united or some team of that sort, no need to think of how I could help my country to get there[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]So does your car have heated seats,cruise control and day running lights?? I'll be needing it in Galle Road noh meya!![/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Look!! I got this new Japanese tattoo, don't know what it means though[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]So u think I can't drive?? let's sacrifice our lives just to impress you[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]The horn in the vehicle is to let know my presence, not to indicate a danger[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Cars with stickers,2doors, some extra fiberglass and the loudest beat is a "SPORTS car"[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]I only drive my jeep to work, but I need two spare wheels and and a shovel at the back just in case it gets stuck in duplication road[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]looking at a quote on a three wheeler and laughing at that tiny grammatical error. he should've done an English degree before he chose to be a three wheel driver.[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]carrying a million rupees around your neck and complaining you got raped and the necklace got stolen in "PETTAH"[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]I just need a spare moment to go to a corner in the street and start looking for a lighter[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Somehow I need to pop my face in to that weekly l<ama colombo="" photo="" album="" on="" facebook=""></ama>[/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]I'm going to spend a hundred thousand rupees on a air-ticket because I can shop for cheaper there...!![/SIZE][/FONT] [/LIST] [IMG]http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/391475_10151980973685099_209799536_n.jpg[/IMG] :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [/QUOTE]
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