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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 4697031" data-attributes="member: 49393">TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, ARE NOT: 10. Have you looked through her briefs?9. He is one hard judge.8. Counsellor, let's do it in chambers.7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.6 Is it a penal offence?5. Better leave the handcuffs on.4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!3. Can you get him to drop his suit?2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't1. Think you can get me off? ******* TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, ARE NOT: 10. I need to whip it out by 5.9. Mind if I use your laptop?8. Just stick it in my box.7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!4. My equipment is so old; it takes forever to finish.3. It's an entry-level position.2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn't1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!! ******* TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, ARE NOT: 10. Damn, my shaft is bent.9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.7. Look at the size of his putter.6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.5. Mind if I join your threesome?4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip!2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first!</blockquote>

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