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<blockquote data-quote="hiranrulez" data-source="post: 5147248" data-attributes="member: 73860"><p><strong><em><u><span style="color: fuchsia">A </span></u></em></strong><strong><em><u><span style="color: fuchsia">woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy</span></u></em></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: #600000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #600000">Dear Tech Support,</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #002060"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #002060"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #002060">Last year I upgraded from </span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: maroon">Boyfriend 5.0</span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: #002060"> to </span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: maroon">Husband 1.0</span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: #002060"> and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under </span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: maroon">Boyfriend 5.0</span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: #002060">.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #002060"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #002060">In addition, </span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: maroon">Husband 1.0</span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: #002060"> uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as </span></strong><u><span style="color: maroon"></span></u></p><p><u><span style="color: maroon">Romance 9.5 </span></u><span style="color: #002060">and </span><u><span style="color: maroon">Personal Attention 6.5,</span></u><span style="color: #002060"> and then installed undesirable programs such as </span><span style="color: maroon">NEWS 5.0,</span> <u><span style="color: maroon">MONEY 3.0</span></u> <span style="color: #002060">and </span><u><span style="color: maroon">CRICKET 4.1</span></u><span style="color: maroon">.<strong><u></u></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: maroon"><strong><u></u></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: maroon"><strong><u>Conversation 8.0</u></strong></span><strong> no longer runs, and </strong><strong><u><span style="color: maroon">Housecleaning 2.</span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: maroon">6</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: #002060">simply crashes the system.</span></strong><span style="color: #002060"></span></p><p><span style="color: #002060"></span></p><p><span style="color: #002060">Please note that I have tried running </span><u><span style="color: maroon">Nagging 5.3</span></u><span style="color: #002060"> to fix these problems, but to no avail. <strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #002060"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #002060"><strong>What can I do? </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #002060"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #002060"><strong>Signed, </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: fuchsia"></span></p><p><span style="color: fuchsia">!!</span></p><p><span style="color: fuchsia">!!</span></p><p><span style="color: fuchsia">!!</span></p><p><span style="color: fuchsia">!!</span></p><p><span style="color: fuchsia">!!</span></p><p><span style="color: fuchsia">!!</span></p><p><span style="color: fuchsia"></span></p><p><span style="color: fuchsia"></span><strong><u><span style="color: fuchsia">Reply</span></u></strong> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">DEAR Madam, </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #002060"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #002060"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #002060">First, keep in mind, </span></strong><u><span style="color: maroon">Boyfriend 5.0</span></u><span style="color: #002060"> is an Entertainment Package, while </span><u><span style="color: maroon">Husband 1.0</span></u><span style="color: #002060"> is an operating system. <strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #002060"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #002060"><strong>Please enter command: </strong></span><strong><u><span style="color: blue">ithoughtyoulovedme. Html </span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: #002060">and </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #002060">try to download </span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: maroon">Tears 6.2</span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: #002060"> and do not forget to install the </span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: maroon">Guilt 3.0</span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: #002060"> update. </span></strong><span style="color: #002060"></span></p><p><span style="color: #002060">If that application works as designed, </span><u><span style="color: maroon">Husband1.0</span></u><span style="color: #002060">should then automatically run the applications </span><u><span style="color: maroon">Jewellery 2.0</span></u><span style="color: #002060"> and </span><u><span style="color: maroon">Flowers 3.5.. </span></u><strong><span style="color: #002060"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #002060"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #002060">However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause </span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: maroon">Husband 1.0</span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: #002060"> to default to </span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: maroon">Silence 2.5</span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: #002060"> or </span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: maroon">Beer 6.1</span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: #002060">. </span></strong><span style="color: #002060"></span></p><p><span style="color: #002060">Please note that </span><u><span style="color: maroon">Beer 6.1</span></u><span style="color: #002060"> is a very bad program that will download the </span><u><span style="color: blue">Snoring Loudly Beta. </span></u><strong><span style="color: #002060"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #002060"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #002060">Whatever you do, </span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: blue">DO NOT </span></u></strong><span style="color: #002060">under any circumstances install </span><u><span style="color: maroon">Mother-In-Law 1.0 </span></u><span style="color: #002060">(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) <strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #002060"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #002060"><strong>In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the </strong></span><strong><u><span style="color: maroon">Boyfriend 5.0</span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: #002060"> program. These are unsupported applications and will crash </span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: maroon">Husband 1.0</span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: #002060">.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #002060"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #002060">In summary, </span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: maroon">Husband 1.0</span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: #002060"> is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #002060">You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #002060">We recommend: </span></strong><u><span style="color: maroon">Cooking 3.0</span></u><span style="color: #002060"> and </span><u><span style="color: maroon">Good Looks 7.7. </span></u><strong><span style="color: #002060"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #002060"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #002060">Good Luck Madam!</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="hiranrulez, post: 5147248, member: 73860"] [B][I][U][COLOR=fuchsia]A [/COLOR][/U][/I][/B][B][I][U][COLOR=fuchsia]woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy[/COLOR][/U][/I][/B][B][U][COLOR=fuchsia] [/COLOR][/U][/B] [B][COLOR=#600000] Dear Tech Support,[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#002060] Last year I upgraded from [/COLOR][/B][B][U][COLOR=maroon]Boyfriend 5.0[/COLOR][/U][/B][B][COLOR=#002060] to [/COLOR][/B][B][U][COLOR=maroon]Husband 1.0[/COLOR][/U][/B][B][COLOR=#002060] and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under [/COLOR][/B][B][U][COLOR=maroon]Boyfriend 5.0[/COLOR][/U][/B][B][COLOR=#002060]. In addition, [/COLOR][/B][B][U][COLOR=maroon]Husband 1.0[/COLOR][/U][/B][B][COLOR=#002060] uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as [/COLOR][/B][U][COLOR=maroon] Romance 9.5 [/COLOR][/U][COLOR=#002060]and [/COLOR][U][COLOR=maroon]Personal Attention 6.5,[/COLOR][/U][COLOR=#002060] and then installed undesirable programs such as [/COLOR][COLOR=maroon]NEWS 5.0,[/COLOR][B][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/B][U][COLOR=maroon]MONEY 3.0[/COLOR][/U][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][COLOR=#002060]and [/COLOR][U][COLOR=maroon]CRICKET 4.1[/COLOR][/U][COLOR=maroon].[B][U] Conversation 8.0[/U][/B][/COLOR][B] no longer runs, and [/B][B][U][COLOR=maroon]Housecleaning 2.[/COLOR][/U][/B][B][COLOR=maroon]6[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#002060]simply crashes the system.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#002060] Please note that I have tried running [/COLOR][U][COLOR=maroon]Nagging 5.3[/COLOR][/U][COLOR=#002060] to fix these problems, but to no avail. [B] What can I do? Signed, [/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=fuchsia] !! !! !! !! !! !! [/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=fuchsia]Reply[/COLOR][/U][/B] [B][COLOR=blue] DEAR Madam, [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#002060] First, keep in mind, [/COLOR][/B][U][COLOR=maroon]Boyfriend 5.0[/COLOR][/U][COLOR=#002060] is an Entertainment Package, while [/COLOR][U][COLOR=maroon]Husband 1.0[/COLOR][/U][COLOR=#002060] is an operating system. [B] Please enter command: [/B][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=blue]ithoughtyoulovedme. Html [/COLOR][/U][/B][B][COLOR=#002060]and [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#002060]try to download [/COLOR][/B][B][U][COLOR=maroon]Tears 6.2[/COLOR][/U][/B][B][COLOR=#002060] and do not forget to install the [/COLOR][/B][B][U][COLOR=maroon]Guilt 3.0[/COLOR][/U][/B][B][COLOR=#002060] update. [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#002060] If that application works as designed, [/COLOR][U][COLOR=maroon]Husband1.0[/COLOR][/U][COLOR=#002060]should then automatically run the applications [/COLOR][U][COLOR=maroon]Jewellery 2.0[/COLOR][/U][COLOR=#002060] and [/COLOR][U][COLOR=maroon]Flowers 3.5.. [/COLOR][/U][B][COLOR=#002060] However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause [/COLOR][/B][B][U][COLOR=maroon]Husband 1.0[/COLOR][/U][/B][B][COLOR=#002060] to default to [/COLOR][/B][B][U][COLOR=maroon]Silence 2.5[/COLOR][/U][/B][B][COLOR=#002060] or [/COLOR][/B][B][U][COLOR=maroon]Beer 6.1[/COLOR][/U][/B][B][COLOR=#002060]. [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#002060] Please note that [/COLOR][U][COLOR=maroon]Beer 6.1[/COLOR][/U][COLOR=#002060] is a very bad program that will download the [/COLOR][U][COLOR=blue]Snoring Loudly Beta. [/COLOR][/U][B][COLOR=#002060] Whatever you do, [/COLOR][/B][B][U][COLOR=blue]DO NOT [/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=#002060]under any circumstances install [/COLOR][U][COLOR=maroon]Mother-In-Law 1.0 [/COLOR][/U][COLOR=#002060](it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) [B] In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the [/B][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=maroon]Boyfriend 5.0[/COLOR][/U][/B][B][COLOR=#002060] program. These are unsupported applications and will crash [/COLOR][/B][B][U][COLOR=maroon]Husband 1.0[/COLOR][/U][/B][B][COLOR=#002060]. In summary, [/COLOR][/B][B][U][COLOR=maroon]Husband 1.0[/COLOR][/U][/B][B][COLOR=#002060] is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: [/COLOR][/B][U][COLOR=maroon]Cooking 3.0[/COLOR][/U][COLOR=#002060] and [/COLOR][U][COLOR=maroon]Good Looks 7.7. [/COLOR][/U][B][COLOR=#002060] Good Luck Madam![/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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