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<blockquote data-quote="T.Kanch" data-source="post: 814024" data-attributes="member: 42018"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"True" Friendship </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">None of that Sissy Crap</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">but never actually come close to reality?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">the sorry bastard who made you sad. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">worse it could be until you quit whining. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">again. I don't want whatever you have. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; </span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"because you are my friend". </span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="T.Kanch, post: 814024, member: 42018"] [B][FONT="Palatino Linotype"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"]"True" Friendship None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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